The specimen we will be discussing today is a creature named Joshua Christian Clah. Six foot tall, 135 lbs, short black hair, light brown hide color and a sense of contemporary style. He wears glasses but our readings show that he has perfect vision, of which we can infer he is a hipster and or pretentious. A human being whose social interactions have been observed as quiet, is just a facade to hide his true intentions. He has received training in public speaking, interrogations, and subordinate interactions making him better at conversational skills than he outwardly appears. The subject spends his time at "Arizona State University", "Fry's Food Store 23", and "Sleeping". Other smaller amounts of "leisure time" are used with his associates doing activities such as playing "video games", writing computer code, participating in a violent sport called "paintball", and a physical activity called "Rock Climbing" which he does with his current mate "Kass". Included in our full report is a map of all of his movements in the past two weeks. While our current study is lacking in specimen with a technological background, the erratic behavior of the subject and the training in conversational skills make him a poor candidate for the indoctrination process.
This scout recommends a change in target as this one poses more of a hassle than is worth for closer study. I am informally closing this file until a later date.
That's pretty hilarious.
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